Considering suicide?

There are plenty of ways to do it that you may wish to consider…

Jumping from a window…
Drug overdose…
Cutting yourself…

In fact there is even a Wikipedia page which you can read through:


However the 1000’s of London commuters ask that you show them a little consideration and DON’T JUMP IN FRONT OF TRAINS (and the tube), especially during rush hour. It just leaves a bloody mess all over the tracks and some poor bastards have to pick up the pieces (of you) and it just holds everyone up. We get up really early and spend 3 hours a day travelling to and from work, these kind of hold ups are very frustrating for us. So if it’s the last thing you do, show some consideration for others.

Read this? Still feel like jumping in front of a train?

Yes I know your probably thinking the survival rate of 10% is pretty good odds however I have to ask… Please make sure it is not my train, feel free to contact me via the contact page of my website to find out which trains I will be travelling on and when.

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